DOWN WITH LIBERALS!
Check this out:
Charlie the Unicorn Warns Against Liberalism
“Originator Jason Steele may not have intended to demonstrate the destructive methods and force of liberalism/communism but that is exactly what he did.”
There you have it, folks. A 3,639 word essay on why “Charlie the Unicorn” perfectly describes how liberals are destroying the world.
“The main character, Charlie the Unicorn, is continuously harassed by two other unicorns (pink and blue unicorns) to go with them to Candy Mountain, since they “found a map”. In other words, liberals have a plan that we should follow and all will be well as a result. We should go with them as Charlie reluctantly does join them on their “adventure”.”
See, this guy just gets me.
“Follow the unicorns down the road to the magical Leopluridon, a wonderful analogy to the loud celebrity voices of the world.”
Yes, I was wondering when someone was going to make that connection… now if only people would understand that the forrest represents global warming, the sky represents Chinese radicals, and the bridge represents Pizza Hut’s delicious lunch-time buffet.
“Charlie desperately wants to get off the bridge and says so but the others assuage his fear. They do finally lead him off but he has nearly been brainwashed by that point by fear and repetitive moaning.”
LIBERALS ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD, WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE AHHHHHH. LIBERALS CONTROL BY FEAR, FEAR THE LIBERALS FEAR FEAR LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS.
I hope to write up a 4,000 word response detailing why the movie “Good Burger” is a perfect analogy to the dangers of globalization and the secret shadow people government.
July 18th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
That guy is so right I’ve been thinking the same thing but didn’t know how to put it on paper
July 18th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
that has to be one of the most awesome/funny things i’ve ever seen! ha ha… that’s amazing… (seriously.. that’s NOT sarcasm.) this is pretty awesome stuff
July 18th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Haha, dear god. My eyes have been opened. I CAN NO LONGER BE A LIBERAL! What fool am I to follow such a thing?
July 18th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
Brilliant!
July 18th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
i had no idea the bridge represents Pizza Hut’s delicious lunch-time buffet! ha!
July 18th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
lol i can get where he comes from with this, but who would take the time to write this. He lives with his mim, i know it.
July 18th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Charlie the Unicorn is an inspiration to children everywhere! Take down the liberals!
July 18th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
this guy is completley nuts!
July 18th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Haha, that’s ridiculous!
I didn’t understand half of that.
There is a pink unicorn, and pink is kinda close to red, which is a communist color. DOWN WITH THE PINK UNICORN!!!!
July 18th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Oh, Jason, you conservative, you. Whatever happened to those wonderful days when we’d sit in each other’s arms and listen to Penn Jillette on the radio. I guess those days are gone forever now.
July 19th, 2007 at 12:25 am
That guy is such an idiot
July 19th, 2007 at 12:42 am
I’m a liberal and I say “F**K” that guy!
July 19th, 2007 at 1:27 am
YO! THAT IS VERY SAD AND DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY 10 comment!!!!!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
July 19th, 2007 at 1:30 am
WOW! that’s scary! and the creepier part is THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 19th, 2007 at 1:35 am
wow. that was long. I didn’t read it but it looked long. I have to say that sounded like one of the most idiotic ideas in the world. that person must have been a sad sad person……the typ of person that comes to your house to eat your drain pipe. and the fat man is eating the dust.
July 19th, 2007 at 1:48 am
Do you think he got a good mark?
July 19th, 2007 at 1:49 am
HE’S FOUND YOU OUT JASON! RUN! RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Make a charlie the unicorn 2, with charlie and the other unicorns cuting off his head. That will show him…
July 19th, 2007 at 2:19 am
I could not stop laughing. Now people are gonna think that you’re a strong political activist. Although I’m guessing it was only done because of the popularity that Charlie’s picked up; They’re leeching off of your work!These people are leeches and bullies, Jason, and you have to stand up to bullies. You should totaly make a movie that’s clearly anti-conservative, and say that you had no intention of putting that in.
July 19th, 2007 at 2:22 am
Haha, you gotta love Rarivette’s comment.
July 19th, 2007 at 4:54 am
What the? Some people just have no lives, so they have to sit detailing small cartoons that are on the web. This guy sounds like such a jerk…haha. And he’s a sucker. Ha
July 19th, 2007 at 4:57 am
That is just strange, how does he go from Charlie the Unicorn to sex, drugs and other stuff like that. What a weirdo!!!!! 3,639!!!!!!
July 19th, 2007 at 5:19 am
Uh…..Huh……….
July 19th, 2007 at 8:40 am
notawasteofmytime.exe
July 19th, 2007 at 10:33 am
Charlie the Unicorn: The Cartoon For Kids. OR IS IT?
This is just crazy. Jason, you got yourself in a JUICY PICKLE!!!
The people of our fascist United States are on to you, JASON STEELE!!! HURRY TO BACK TO GREECE!!! XD
July 19th, 2007 at 11:07 am
I’m at a loss for words. But thankfully, that essay had 3,639 so I think that will make up for whatever it was that I am not going to say… ok wow, that didn’t make as much sense as I thought it would.
Jason, you should totally post a link to this on that… that… THING! That guy needs a good “shuuuuunnnnn!”
July 19th, 2007 at 11:09 am
I think I submitted my comment without my name again. Gosh darn! Sorrrry… it’s the one that ends with “shuunn.”
July 19th, 2007 at 11:25 am
Just goes to show you can find any meanings in anything. Charlie could also be symbolic for the rise of technology controlling our lives… or maybe the species dieing out becuase of global warming…
Or maybe… just maybe… it’s a random internet cartoon with unicorns.
WHO KNOWS???
July 19th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
AHAHAHAHAHA!! KILL THE LIBERALS!!
July 19th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
The guy who made it isn’t serious. Look at his comment at the bottom of the screen. He’s just an attention whore, who thinks he’s god now because Jason looked at it.
July 19th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Gasp!
July 19th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Thats ridiculous.How can you come to conclusion like that, bridges are communist and unicorns are liberals.It is also really funny XD
July 19th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
LIBERALS I EAT
July 19th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
this guy has too much time on his hands. and you know what, I’ll write an essay for that guy right here. The Popular Internet filmaker knox aka Robert benfer…………….3.942 Trillion words later………………….. and thats why the radio is the root of all of the problems of Bulagarian-U.S. relations. Now make some sense out of that writer guy
July 20th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
hahaha, welcome to Good Burger XD
Seriously though, it’s so funny when people do that. You can find deep meaning in basically anything.
July 20th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Apparently this guy finds Charlie the Unicorn more anti-communist than The Cloak.
July 21st, 2007 at 5:58 am
Wow. Just wow.
At least he mentioned your name unlike all the other spoofs, allusions, and spin-offs. XD
July 21st, 2007 at 11:26 am
Wow, I just read this. This guy is a nut job. I love how he called us (posters on your forum)
“Your friends and associates continuously post vapid remarks and photos to your blog, forums, and other sites, most of which are just an ongoing conversation, or silly comment. They consist mostly of slang or intimate that anyone who doesn’t “get it” is somehow inferior to them. They are part of some artsy “in” crowd. Possibly quite a few drug addicts when reading their rambling, incoherent or ridiculous comments.”
Last time I checked I am not a drug addict, nor am I incoherent. Who is this guy anyway?
I really liked what you wrote back to him Jason. It was very well written, and well said. Bravo.
July 21st, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Shouldn’t you be able to claim money from all these people using Charlie the Unicorn (like the ‘Over the Hedge’ comic strip).
July 21st, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Um, I posted before I read the essay, and I think it answered my question. But seriously, Charlie the Unciorn is about unicorns, not liberals…
July 21st, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Dr Gie you are correct, here is another example DrGie
The highest selling book ever is the Bible, as there are a large amount of christians. The Bible, extracts the greatest and most remarkable times of Jesus’s life…….many paragraphs later…..and that is why inflation in Zimbabwe is over 80% a day.
This isn’t as good as example as yours Dr Gie. I think the writer should be shot, right in the source of his sad sad essay writing power.
July 21st, 2007 at 8:12 pm
thanks shredder, and I agree
July 21st, 2007 at 9:37 pm
I can’t believe that he answered Jason’s comments with a response much longer than the original article. I had to write a couple thousand word history paper for my AP Us history class, and that took me a reallllly long time to write. I wonder how long he took to write all his responses. Its truly amazing.
July 22nd, 2007 at 4:26 am
Psychohuntr, he wrote his reply in fifteen minutes he said and remember for your history paper you would have been writing about something that had a meaning, a purpose IN history whereas he is just writing about something that is not remembers and is truly insignificant so don’t compare your history paper to his article because I am sure yours would have been better.
Jason, I looked at some of your replies and they were pretty long aswell. Jason, also he seemed sad because he was so happy that you had posted and that he had won…how did he win when you make strange, funny, BRILLIANT movies, and he is a sad person wanting people like you to comment on his blog. I mean that Rarivette guy is just idiotic, and such a tedious person.
Charlie the Unicorn was just plain funny, and it s clear you did not intend it to be about Liberals.
I would just like to quote something Rarivette said to prove that he is a strange personality:-
‘Now my life is complete and fulfilled. I wanted to see if I could get Jason Steele himself to comment and he did! I win! I’m the big winner! YESSSS! In your face, Charlie lovers. Millions have worshipped Jason’s work and now they will read mine!’
Sorry this was such a long comment, a bit like Rarivettes ones, but I had to speak my mind..!!!!
July 22nd, 2007 at 7:57 am
How did you find this article Jason?
July 22nd, 2007 at 12:12 pm
I thought it was interesting how parnoid he sounded at the end about his “death threat” from that one poster. He sounds like he overreacts, and didn’t really expect to get the attention he got for this article.
Once you post stuff on the internet, it can be read by anyone. I guess he wasn’t ready for all of the rebuke he got.
I thought it was just low that he blasted the entire FCF posters. He lost all credibility when he started that stuff.
July 22nd, 2007 at 1:49 pm
sooooo… does that mean the cave is the place where we finally accept their offers and then the stolen kidney IS OUR FREEDOM? OH CRAP WERE ALL GUNNA DIE. Yeah Jason make a full feature movie of Charlie the Unicorn. Seeing as how it basically has a cult following, you can make more money then I dare say… Robert Benfer!
July 22nd, 2007 at 4:02 pm
“The only problem seems to be the illiteracy and inability of the people reading this article to understand WHAT it says. I could have used other short films or cartoons to illustrate the same point about liberals enticing people to their doom with promises of UTOPIA.
My failing is that I have expectation that most people today, who have attended school, actually received an education. My bad. They apparently have no ability to read and interpret rational argument.
So for whatever its worth, the series of comments leveled at me here DO make an unrelated point I never intended to discover: America as a civilization is dying from ignorance. Oh well. ”
Ok now he’s calling all of us dumb ignorant uneducated idiots. Nice.
July 22nd, 2007 at 4:54 pm
That’s crazy.
July 23rd, 2007 at 1:09 pm
“Either way, Charlie will never be the same and has lost a good deal of vitality in this life. The state, the unseen progenitor of Candy Mountain, and perhaps even the other unicorns, took one of Charlie’s kidneys, and quite possibly sold it to further their own aims.”
lol this guy is crazy!
July 23rd, 2007 at 3:45 pm
i wanna hi five whoever wrote this for hilarity and then maul them with a rake for the stupidity
July 23rd, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Wow… some people, eh?
“…now if only people would understand that the forrest represents global warming, the sky represents Chinese radicals, and the bridge represents Pizza Hut’s delicious lunch-time buffet.”
Brilliant response! Put ‘em in their place.
July 23rd, 2007 at 4:35 pm
La Gringa Said on July 21st, 2007 at 11:26 am:
…Your friends and associates continuously post vapid remarks and photos to your blog, forums, and other sites, most of which are just an ongoing conversation, or silly comment. They consist mostly of slang or intimate that anyone who doesn’t “get it” is somehow inferior to them. They are part of some artsy “in” crowd. Possibly quite a few drug addicts when reading their rambling, incoherent or ridiculous comments.”…
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Weird. I check the forums a LOT (not a member) and don’t remember that.
What’s the topic?
July 23rd, 2007 at 7:38 pm
I didn’t say that, I quoted it from the blog of that guy Jason is talking about. He called all of us on FCF drug addicts and then called us uneducated morons..later on. He goes on to rant about his views and that nobody understood his original essay.
That’s BS, we understood it. He just doesn’t want to admit what people said.
Read the original blog.
July 24th, 2007 at 1:03 am
!!!!!!!!!
He called us drug addicts, incoherent, and uneducated morons! I’ll have him no I’m very educated and not incoherent at all!
Seriously though, this is like saying “Mario Party” is about the free-market and Bowser is a communist. (although in that one mini-game he did redistribute the wealth. Commie bastard…)
Instead of attempt to rebuttle, he calls us idiots, just like a true political extremist!
July 24th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Do you have an acount on youtube? What is your username?
July 24th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
thanks. i think that combo (shure sm58; M-Audio Mobile Pre USB Mobile Preamp and Audio Interface) for $220 is better than your mic for $350.
Would this be enough (for vocals) when making an animation on a iMac?
July 26th, 2007 at 6:50 am
Shredder, this may have already been said, but there is actually one book that is higher selling than the Bible: The Ikea catalogue.
July 26th, 2007 at 9:11 am
I cant say that I fully understand that, but I will tell you this, I pulled an all nighter last night. I feel like crap.
July 26th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
I always saw Spatula Madness as a metaphor for the Iraq War.
July 27th, 2007 at 4:06 am
No there isn’t it is the highest selling book in the world.
July 28th, 2007 at 4:31 am
That guy is an idiot, plain & true.
July 28th, 2007 at 11:18 am
shredder-yes therr is a highest selling book and it is the bible
July 28th, 2007 at 11:33 am
I don’t know which is more appauling, that guy’s grasp on politics or his disturbing interpretation of Charlie the Unicorn.
July 28th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Thankyou DrGie, I am begginging to get on with you….
July 28th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
this guy is worse than al gore. and that’s a lot coming from me
July 28th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
That was the most hillarious thing ever. Did you get a chance to talk with that guy?
July 29th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
[quote] Hey Jason Steele, Charlie and Newgrounds! Thank you for making this blog extremely popular worldwide. Thousands of readers can now enjoy these posts every day. More are flocking here. It is gratifying to know that all you have to do to generate traffic is create some good, old-fashioned buzz, via public relations, and BAMMM, the hit counter goes through the ceiling. Thanks to Newgrounds.com for reprinting the article. It is taking on a life of its own.
LESSON NUMBER ONE:
And that, kiddies, is how you create a VIRAL marketing campaign. It’s called marketing, and its what my company does for product developers, inventors and services around the globe. If any of these readers are interested in increasing their business sales, please contact us through our corporate website.
Now excuse me while I create addenda articles to float online to promote my business. Thanks again Jason. When your robots sink their teeth into the hook they just don’t let go! It’s like catching fish in a barrel. What will be really amusing is when the fish start swimming against the current to backpaddle and try to avoid this blog, and they tell others to do so. Human curiousity being what it is, will cause them to read even more.
You know folks. I loved Charlie’s film the moment I saw it. I think Jason Steele is a genius. The voices are irresistably funny. The whole breathiness of the piece is so silly it makes me laugh every time. I am glad Charlie lives online.
Jason - If you would like to learn how we can help you create more of a business from Charlie please contact me directly. Take care, and looking forward to your feature film… [\quote]
This guy is now just turning this into a complete promotional ego boosting stunt, and yes I am contributing to it as well by reading his crap.
July 29th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
have any of you people actually read communist manifesto?
July 30th, 2007 at 3:26 am
wow.
just wow.
i think the best part of it is when you and him began to debate.
now excuse me while i go do some drugs and read cat in the hat like the incoherent moron i am :]
July 31st, 2007 at 12:53 am
Lol. That’s freaking true. To be honest, after watching Charlie the Unicorn I felt an enormous fear and just run to the book shop above my appartment and bought the communist manifest, Nietzche’s basics and “all about rosseau’s ideas”.
Good burger is an awesome movie. You better don’t mess with it, or you shall be facing my fury.
Btw, this is post number 70!! w00t
August 1st, 2007 at 12:35 am
I always viewed Charlie the Unicorn as a “not giving into peer pressure” cartoon…
August 1st, 2007 at 9:54 am
La Gringa Said on July 23rd, 2007 at 7:38 pm:
I didn’t say that, I quoted it from the blog of that guy Jason is talking about. He called all of us on FCF drug addicts and then called us uneducated morons..later on. He goes on to rant about his views and that nobody understood his original essay.
That’s BS, we understood it. He just doesn’t want to admit what people said.
Read the original blog.
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Doy! *Slaps head*
Well, just from the quotes from Jason’s post I understand them, but LIBERALS? I can only think of a vague connection. Which would be Some Guy’s opinion. With the Blue and Pink Unis being the so-called “Liberals,” and Charlie being something else. Democrat, Republican, you fill in the blank. My brain has gone out. Maybe because I’ve been watching Spongebob while I’ve been typing, making my visit to the comment page about 30, 50 minutes. XD!!! LOL!!!
I haven’t even eaten breakfast yet, and still not hungry!!!
P.S. I type at an average of 50 GWAM. I Just took breaks in between typing this short paragraph.
August 5th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
He’s nuts. A UNICORN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LIBERALS. HE just wasted time. I hope that it was a joke.